Clams vs Oysters
Posted in Everything else, Travel on 04/19/2012 05:57 am by adminAt some point on my birthday/Easter road trip with my friend Jen — I think it was somewhere after wine tasting but before going crazy on cheese and fudge at the Tillamook factory — one or the other of us asked the question, “What is the difference between clams and oysters?”
Is there a difference? Seafood varieties are an important question when you’re on the Oregon coast. And we needed to know if clams and oysters are basically the same creature with two names, or if there’s really something else going on here in the mollusk world.
To satisfy our curiosity and put an end to this conundrum, Jen pulled out her iPhone — because, really, what’s a road trip these days without an iPhone? She googled “What is the difference between clams and oysters?” and was led to this brilliant page on the Big Site of Amazing Facts: “What is the difference between oysters and clams?” Slightly different from our original question, but as you can see, more or less getting to the gist of our quandary.
Now, the true brilliance in the link Jen discovered is not just the answer given in the brief article: “Both clams and oysters are a class of mollusks, called bivalves….
“One big difference between oysters and clams is that the oyster spends all of its life except its first few weeks attached to one spot. The clam moves itself around throughout its life by means of a foot, a hatchet-shaped muscle which protrudes from the shell.
“The clam pushes its foot out, hooks it in the sand, and pulls itself along. Oysters have a foot like this when they are very young, but it disappears when the oyster finds a place to settle.”
This answer was perfectly adequate to cover what we wanted to know: yes, in fact, there is a difference between clams and oysters. However, the true joy of the link is in the comments. I’ll let you scroll down on the site to read them all for yourself, but suffice it to say that people are amusing. And demanding of their anonymous internet sources.
Getting past the whiners, there are a couple of priceless comments that helped sum up part of the lessons Jen and I had been discussing as we read Jonathan Wilson-Hartgrove’s The Wisdom of Stability (see my review from last year) during our road trip. I know it’s a leap to get from mollusks to a book by Wilson-Hartgrove, but hang with me here.
“Oysters are much cooler than clams. Oysters know what they want from life and are comfortable just the way they are. Clams are always running around seeking an identity. The only good place for a clam is in my chowder. Who’s with me? Oyster supporters unite! Oyster crackers rule!”
And then another commenter: “by the way for the clam vs. oyster, i think clams are MUCH cooler than oysters. i mean, who likes sitting around in the same spot all day? not me! though i agree the clam’s right place to be is in my chowder.”
Right there you have a nugget — a pearl, if you will, haha — of telling insight. Some people are oysters, some people are clams. Wilson-Hartgrove makes a fair case in favor of oysters. There’s something to be said for being certain of your identity, settling down and sticking to one spot, finding stability within a place and a people.


























